You know what really pisses me off? You guess it. It’s the ‘Pick 5 things’ meme. You might be asking yourself Jason what’s a meme? Well, for starters it rhymes with dream, seem, and laser beam. A meme is really a specific concept or idea shared by believers of that concept. Just click the link to get the WIKI definition.

Anyway, WTF! Whenever I log into my Facebook account, I’m inundated with people picking their ’5 favorite cars’ or ’5 favorite football teams’ or ‘ 5 favorite porn stars’. I don’t give a rats ass who your top 5 most influential people are.

Furthermore, why would you even waste your time filling it out. I would honestly rather see 500 invites to Mafia Wars than an entire feed populated with the ‘pick 5 things’ meme. So now 25 things about me…